the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
my computer screen is brighter than my future
I would ruin myself to fix you.
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
'what kind of guy would leave a usb key containing highly classified intelligence behind two pieces of gum in a vending machine'
probz the same kind of guy who hides his spare house key under a haphazard cinderblock that literally anyone could kick over by accident